Let me count the ways:

1). I love how the only skill you need to work for CTU is to be able to glance at other employees surreptitiously and usually, out of the corner of your eye.

2). I love how after all that Jack has done for CTU and the country, his superiors still give him shit.

3). I love the ticking. The ticking makes me moist.

4). I love how quickly Jack smells the call of duty and is unable to resist diving in headfirst.

5). I love Chloe and her insubordinate self.