Kaciana, frankly, you're what I say you are because you'd call a woman all kinds of names just for posing nude.

By the way, I'm glad to see that if you couldn't get on Maury or Montel, you at least picked up your phone and called one of those career colleges during the commercial break. I hope ALL paralegals share your level of reading comprehension and writing skills.

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Shiloh, did a big black man in a suit have to "separate" you and Mariah after you got those photos?

Somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend...