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Intersexed. Tranny. It.

Hey! Leave me out of this. You just don't understand what it's like... *rivers of tears*

Introducing One Act Plays

(Scene - On couch watching B5 video on MTV Hits. Players - Mom & Me)
Me: They're supposed to be the new Jackson 5. See, now why didn't you ever exploit our [her chil'rens] talent?
Mom: Because y'all didn't have any.
Me: You're always naysaying.
Mom: It's not me, it was the violin and the sax and ballet teachers.
Me: You should have surrounded us with more positive people.