Wow my name isnt on "The List" my infamy is wearing thin :(
I was kidding Felipe Please don't delete this

Books? who needs 'em. If you ask me, books cause more trouble than they save. Think about it... If it weren't for books, people would spend less time reading, and more time finding the cure for cancer, or aids, or genital herpes... reading kills more people a year than car crashes, heart attacks, strokes, and the gum disease, GINGIVITUS, combined! think about that next time you bury your nose in a book...