R80:

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Perhaps, if I paid as much attention to the bullsh*t that comes out of your ass on a daily basis, I'd be as witty and delightful as you are.



Nah. You've had your lips planted on the asses of many-a-poster before, and a mere ASS was the best you could be. Don't even flatter yourself to think you could even GET that close to MY ass anyway.

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At least we're on the same page. I happen to think you're a miserable cunt as well.


Same page? Sweetie, I wouldn't lower myself to even SKIM through XY, but if IT'S praising my miserable cuntiness within its pages, more power to me!

Somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend...