I'll show you the results, but only after I highlight the steps I took to become the SEXY BEAST I am today.

First, I went on a strict diet:



Then, I got my hair did:



After that, I found me some new threads:




Of course, a girl's gotta accessorize!




Hell, I know you're just DYING to see the results, so allow me to unveil the NEW ME:



HELL! Let's just do a before/after!



I am simply ASTONISHED with my results!