President Keeler's been on board Air Force One for at least five hours. Where is it he's going?
        He's returning from a diplomatic mission somewhere overseas.
        He's stacked up in a holding pattern over O'Hare.
        He's circling D.C. while the Oval Office is being fumigated.
        He's avoiding psychotic would-be First Ladies.
        I don't know, but he's getting really good WiFi reception.



:lol