SHOWDOG MOMS AND DADS: Bravo's done it again. Every last one of those pet owners are as nutty as the crazed showbiz parents. This network has the best trainwrecks.

ANTM: Who knew that 'blackface' would make for one of the more interesting photo shoots in the history of the show? Really liked Rebecca and Keenyah tonight. Keenyah seems like a space cadet most of the time, but she takes some stunning photos (massive jaw be damned).