SURVIVOR - Okay, I hate this season so much that the only appropriate ending would be Steph (succeeding despite idiocy) as a winner or Katie (smug, do-nothing, annoying fuck) as a winner.

THE APPRENTICE - I wish Alex had gone instead of Bren. Two worst final 5 contestants EVER. Craig is an asshole. This F4 is one of the strongest in terms of PM performances. 3 of them have 2-0 records as PMs. I fear that Trump/Burnett will find some way to keep that smug prick Alex around at the expense of either Tana or Kendra.